No big long story here, y’all. I hate those recipes that are buried underneath so many words. TL;DR here’s the recipe:

1 egg

1 C light tasting olive oil

2 T Apple cider vinegar

1 T lemon juice

*put all of this in a Ninja blender or immersion blender. It makes a runny mayonnaise. Add these things to the mayo:

3/4 C canned coconut milk, mixed well

1 tsp salt

*blend again for 10-15 seconds. Add:

2 T ranch seasoning

Mix well. DO NOT BLEND. Refrigerate overnight or until ready to use. Enjoy!